Four furious friends fought for the phone.
Rubber Berber Gerber™ Burger
Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks.
If Freaky Fred Found Fifty Feet of Fruit and Fed Forty Feet to his Friend Frank how many Feet of Fruit did Freaky Fred Find?
Oh, the sadness of her sadness when she’s sad.
Oh, the gladness of her gladness when she’s glad.
But the sadness of her sadness,
and the gladness of her gladness,
Are nothing like her madness when she’s mad!
I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought
Wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought,
Had been the thought I thought,
I wouldn’t have thought I thought.
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
Not a punt cut square,
Just a square cut punt.
It’s round in the stern and blunt in the front.
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That’s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
‘Cause as sure as I’m a poet, the sucker’s gonna hang!
King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb.
A thousand thistles King Thistle stuck in the thistle of his thumb.
If King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb,
How many thistles did King Thistle stick in the thistle of his thumb?
A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
A slimey snake slithered down the sandy sahara.
A turbot’s not a burbot, for a turbot’s a butt, but a burbot’s not.
Ah shucks, six stick shifts stuck shut!
Ed had edited it.
Eddie edited it.
Eleven benevolent elephants
Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.
Elizabeth’s birthday is on the third Thursday of this month.
Ere her ear hears her err, here ears err here.
Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.
