Ken Dodd’s dad’s dog ‘s dead.

The cat crept into the crypt, crapped and crept out.

A real rare whale.

No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.

People who slit sheets are sheet sliters.

I saw a saw in Warsaw. Of all the saws I ever saw I never saw a saw that could saw, like the saw I saw in Warsaw.

Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.

You’re behaving like a babbling, bumbling band of baboons.

The two-toed tree toad tried to tread where the three-toed tree toad trod.

The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sick sheep.

Sure, sir, the ship’s sure shipshape, sir.

Broken back brake block

Imagine, imagining imagining, an imaginary imaginary imaginary menagerie manager, imagining imagining imagining an imaginary imaginary imaginary managerie.

The chief of the Leith police dismisseth us.

Bug’s black blood, Black bug’s blood

Jack’s nap sack strap snapped.

Six thick thistle sticks

The king would sing, about a ring that would go ding.

A noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more!

A nurse anesthetist unearthed a nest.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? A woodchuck would chuck how much a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood.

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