Gus goes by Blue Goose bus.

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

Betty bought butter but the butter was bitter, so Betty bought better butter to make the bitter butter better.

A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies

How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

Amidst the mists and coldest frosts, with stoutest wrists and loudest boasts, he thrusts his fist against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.

A tutor who tooted the flute Tried to tutor two tooters to toot Said the two to the tutor “Is it tougher to toot Or to tutor two tooters to toot?”

A pessimistic pest exists amidst us. Knife and a fork bottle and a cork that is the way you spell New York. Chicken in the car and the car can go, that is the way you spell Chicago.

A mother to her son did utter “Go, my son, and shut the shutter” “The shutter’s shut” the son did utter “I cannot shut it any shutter!”

A lady sees a pot-mender at work at his barrow in the street. “Are you copper-bottoming them, my man?” “No, I’m aluminiuming ‘em, Mum”

A fly and flea flew into a flue, said the fly to the flea ‘what shall we do?’ ‘let us fly’ said the flea said the fly ‘shall we flee’ so they flew through a flaw in the flue.

A certain young fellow named Beebee Wished to marry a lady named Phoebe “But,” he said. “I must see What the minister’s fee be Before Phoebe be Phoebe Beebee”

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